Be Cozy, Drink Beer, Have Fun.

Beer. It has to be hands-down one of the greatest beverages ever known to man. We have a two-drink minimum at our shows, but thankfully Ronny Smeink has lovingly stocked his bar with a variety of imported beer, so you can always try something new and delicious.

We go on at 10. So if you get there at 9, that gives you just enough time to grab a good seat, get a drink and get ready for the best two-act cabaret-style burlesque show you’ve ever seen.

Still not convinced? I’ve got 10 irresistible reasons why you should come check out our show.

The Velvet Kittens of Le Cabaret Burlesque at Cafe Rembrandt’s Dutch Pub this Saturday, 10 p.m. Stay up past your bedtime for once. We’re sure to give you sweet dreams.

xoxo